The One Tee
He is overlooked. He is noticed. He hides in the dark corners of the crowd. He is the glowing center of attention. He comes in all shapes and sizes, usually unexpected ones. Everyone knows him, even if you dont know it. He is the most caring, compassionate and thoughtful being on the face of this planet, but his experiences have taught him the skills neccesary to destroy you. He has experienced more than anyone you know so anything he says must not go unnoticed, for it means somthing, even phrases as simple as "whatever" or "if you say so". But being him sucks.. Because usually irony takes toll on him and he ends up being with a selfish, uncaring person who ruins him emotionally. Even though he brings happiness to everyone he meets, the one he cares for most usually destroys him. He makes no enemies, although people somtimes mistake his kindness for weakness; his calmness for acceptance; and his silence for ignorance. If you run into The One, he is the only One you will ever meet, because you only meet one of them in your life. So be humble, be kind and think twice before crossing him, because your best friend is his ally and you are always at his mercy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating