The One Mug
He is overlooked. He is noticed. He hides in the dark corners of the crowd. He is the glowing center of attention. He comes in all shapes and sizes, usually unexpected ones. Everyone knows him, even if you dont know it. He is the most caring, compassionate and thoughtful being on the face of this planet, but his experiences have taught him the skills neccesary to destroy you. He has experienced more than anyone you know so anything he says must not go unnoticed, for it means somthing, even phrases as simple as "whatever" or "if you say so". But being him sucks.. Because usually irony takes toll on him and he ends up being with a selfish, uncaring person who ruins him emotionally. Even though he brings happiness to everyone he meets, the one he cares for most usually destroys him. He makes no enemies, although people somtimes mistake his kindness for weakness; his calmness for acceptance; and his silence for ignorance. If you run into The One, he is the only One you will ever meet, because you only meet one of them in your life. So be humble, be kind and think twice before crossing him, because your best friend is his ally and you are always at his mercy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!