Tattletail Tee
A Christmas-themed horror game based on Furbies from 1998. Desc in a nutshell: You are a naughty boi/gurl who decides to open their Christmas present 5 days before Christmas. What did your parents get you? A loud and obnoxious Furby that won't stop talking 24/7! Mama is angy, and wants to protecc her child, so she tells a creep ass story ("The children thought that Mama would never find then as long as she couldn't see them. Turn the Page. But Mama could still hear the children. The pitter-patter of their little feet lead Mama right to them. Turn the Page. Then Mama found the children, EVERY LAST ONE. And put them right back to bed"). After she finishes the story she tries to kill you. You must perform a ritual on Christmas Eve to banish her. "What happens on Christmas day?", you probably didn't ask? Welllll, you slowly open up your present while hearing ominous music annnndd BOOM! You open the box, and she jumps out of it and still kills you! "NOOB YOU SHOULD'VE COLLECTED ALL THE EASTER EGGS"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.