Tattletail Mug
A Christmas-themed horror game based on Furbies from 1998. Desc in a nutshell: You are a naughty boi/gurl who decides to open their Christmas present 5 days before Christmas. What did your parents get you? A loud and obnoxious Furby that won't stop talking 24/7! Mama is angy, and wants to protecc her child, so she tells a creep ass story ("The children thought that Mama would never find then as long as she couldn't see them. Turn the Page. But Mama could still hear the children. The pitter-patter of their little feet lead Mama right to them. Turn the Page. Then Mama found the children, EVERY LAST ONE. And put them right back to bed"). After she finishes the story she tries to kill you. You must perform a ritual on Christmas Eve to banish her. "What happens on Christmas day?", you probably didn't ask? Welllll, you slowly open up your present while hearing ominous music annnndd BOOM! You open the box, and she jumps out of it and still kills you! "NOOB YOU SHOULD'VE COLLECTED ALL THE EASTER EGGS"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling