Suicide Tee
The act of taking yourselves live. It can have many reasons why people would commit suicide, and to make it easier i will split this up in 2 main cathgories. 1) Taking your live because you really want to. 2) Taking your live because you want to prove something. Now the person who tries to take his own live because he wants to doesnt care about other people. He doesnt warn anyone, he doesnt show it to anyone and quite often doesnt even leave a goodbye message. This person will take her own live and you will not even notice that the person wants to until she does it. There is no way to help this person as you will not notice before the suicide, and even if you stop the person whilst she attempts to commit suicide that wont help. This person will always look at suicide like the only way out and it will come back to her even 30 years after the first attempt. The person who makes suicide because she wants to prove something doesnt really want to commit suicide. This person will gradually come into the phase and you will notice that if you are close enough. This kind of person needs help and she can be helped. Even if the person attempts to commit suicide she doesnt really mean it (the first time, maximum the second time) but if it comes to the point of attempting again then its most probably serious. Note that this person will need help all her live, and will always need someone strong at her side to help her all the time. Even if you might think this person is "cured" it can happen again that the person tries to commit suicide many years later. Note to anyone who wants to attempt suicide: Now many people say suicide is selfish but i wont go into that. The only thing i want to say is that if you do it, you obviously take your own live and noone elses so you should try not to harm people too much with it. Dont just jump under a car infront of a school and dont shoot yourself in the face because that just harms people close to you and people who love you. Even if you want to commit suicide, do you really want your mother to identify the corpse of your totaly splattered face? Do you want to give people a trauma that might stay all theyr live? If you want to commit suicide i know that i cant stop you so at least try to make it the less harmful for other then it can get.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.