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Suicide Hoodie

The act of taking yourselves live. It can have many reasons why people would commit suicide, and to make it easier i will split this up in 2 main cathgories. 1) Taking your live because you really want to. 2) Taking your live because you want to prove something. Now the person who tries to take his own live because he wants to doesnt care about other people. He doesnt warn anyone, he doesnt show it to anyone and quite often doesnt even leave a goodbye message. This person will take her own live and you will not even notice that the person wants to until she does it. There is no way to help this person as you will not notice before the suicide, and even if you stop the person whilst she attempts to commit suicide that wont help. This person will always look at suicide like the only way out and it will come back to her even 30 years after the first attempt. The person who makes suicide because she wants to prove something doesnt really want to commit suicide. This person will gradually come into the phase and you will notice that if you are close enough. This kind of person needs help and she can be helped. Even if the person attempts to commit suicide she doesnt really mean it (the first time, maximum the second time) but if it comes to the point of attempting again then its most probably serious. Note that this person will need help all her live, and will always need someone strong at her side to help her all the time. Even if you might think this person is "cured" it can happen again that the person tries to commit suicide many years later. Note to anyone who wants to attempt suicide: Now many people say suicide is selfish but i wont go into that. The only thing i want to say is that if you do it, you obviously take your own live and noone elses so you should try not to harm people too much with it. Dont just jump under a car infront of a school and dont shoot yourself in the face because that just harms people close to you and people who love you. Even if you want to commit suicide, do you really want your mother to identify the corpse of your totaly splattered face? Do you want to give people a trauma that might stay all theyr live? If you want to commit suicide i know that i cant stop you so at least try to make it the less harmful for other then it can get.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24
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