Spluge Luge tee
A dazzling homoerotic maneuver enjoyed among no less than three, but theoretically unlimited number of homosexual men. The fun is initiated by a particularly chiseled young stallion, with extremely defined abdominals, who lays face up on a staircase so to result in a 45 degree downward slope from head to toe. He must maintain continuous flex of his six-pack as the following sequence unfolds. One lucky stud now places his lower lip below the belly button & just above the pubic region with his mouth gaping wide open, eagerly awaiting nectar. Next, another or potentially many aroused young studs descend the stairs. One at a time, they each straddle the chest of the reclining stallion and proceed to ejaculate, unloading semen onto the top row of his perfectly defined six pack. The center line of the six pack then serves as a funnel or “luge” delivering semen into the salivating open mouth of the awaiting recipient below. This process resumes delightfully as needed until all the boys’ appetites are satisfied. (extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!