Spluge Luge hoodie
A dazzling homoerotic maneuver enjoyed among no less than three, but theoretically unlimited number of homosexual men. The fun is initiated by a particularly chiseled young stallion, with extremely defined abdominals, who lays face up on a staircase so to result in a 45 degree downward slope from head to toe. He must maintain continuous flex of his six-pack as the following sequence unfolds. One lucky stud now places his lower lip below the belly button & just above the pubic region with his mouth gaping wide open, eagerly awaiting nectar. Next, another or potentially many aroused young studs descend the stairs. One at a time, they each straddle the chest of the reclining stallion and proceed to ejaculate, unloading semen onto the top row of his perfectly defined six pack. The center line of the six pack then serves as a funnel or “luge” delivering semen into the salivating open mouth of the awaiting recipient below. This process resumes delightfully as needed until all the boys’ appetites are satisfied. (extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product