South Carroll High School tee
(CONTINUED....) You might go to South Carroll if: If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers. If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who. If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse. If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant. If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends. If you watch jersey shore. If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker. If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships. If you're a complete dumbass. If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god. If you think your punkass is better than everyone else. If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.) If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6. If you're arrogant. If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass. If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight. If you're judgmental. If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt. If your uptight booty is offended by any of this. And if you are insulted by these statements, smd. ~Shake my dick.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!