South Carroll High School Mug
(CONTINUED....) You might go to South Carroll if: If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers. If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who. If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse. If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant. If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends. If you watch jersey shore. If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker. If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships. If you're a complete dumbass. If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god. If you think your punkass is better than everyone else. If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.) If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6. If you're arrogant. If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass. If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight. If you're judgmental. If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt. If your uptight booty is offended by any of this. And if you are insulted by these statements, smd. ~Shake my dick.
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.