soccer mom Tee
spawn of the devil. annoying, bitchy, over sheltering, and way too protective. let's start with the typical soccer mom. stay at home mom usually blonde, bleached most likely. caucasian 30-50 years old 'trophy wife' has 2.6 kids. bitchy. whiny. was in a sorority. now hubby: lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job. never home barely knows kids fucks secretary on 'business trips'. daughter: blonde has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc. bimbo slut is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails teenybopper popular does dance son: blonde has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc. little mr. athlete, does soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball. racist 10-14 years old popular spits everywhere The family of mrs. soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance. mrs. soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings: OK: good A: acceptable, 13+ N: not in my house! 18+ likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum