soccer mom
spawn of the devil. annoying, bitchy, over sheltering, and way too protective. let's start with the typical soccer mom. stay at home mom usually blonde, bleached most likely. caucasian 30-50 years old 'trophy wife' has 2.6 kids. bitchy. whiny. was in a sorority. now hubby: lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job. never home barely knows kids fucks secretary on 'business trips'. daughter: blonde has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc. bimbo slut is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails teenybopper popular does dance son: blonde has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc. little mr. athlete, does soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball. racist 10-14 years old popular spits everywhere The family of mrs. soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance. mrs. soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings: OK: good A: acceptable, 13+ N: not in my house! 18+ likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!
It's a very good idea and I'm so glad ☺
Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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