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Better list of religious versions: Taoism Shit happens. Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism This shit happened before. Mormonism This shit is going to happen again. Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah. Stoicism This shit is its own reward. Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else. Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Pentecostalism In Jesus' name, heal this shit! Catholicism Shit happens because you deserve it. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time. Marxism This shit is going to hit the fan. Atheism No shit. Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays. Existentialism Absurd shit. Agnosticism What is this shit? Nihilism Who gives a shit? Deconstruction Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives. Christian Science Shit is in your mind. Moonies Only happy shit really happens. Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, Knock, shit happens. Scientology Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama Rama. Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating