shit happens
Better list of religious versions: Taoism Shit happens. Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism This shit happened before. Mormonism This shit is going to happen again. Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah. Stoicism This shit is its own reward. Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else. Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Pentecostalism In Jesus' name, heal this shit! Catholicism Shit happens because you deserve it. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time. Marxism This shit is going to hit the fan. Atheism No shit. Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays. Existentialism Absurd shit. Agnosticism What is this shit? Nihilism Who gives a shit? Deconstruction Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives. Christian Science Shit is in your mind. Moonies Only happy shit really happens. Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, Knock, shit happens. Scientology Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama Rama. Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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