Roxboro Tee
A small town completely isolated from civilization at the northern half of North Carolina. It's actually so small it's been considered a village before by tourists (however, tourists are a rare occurence in this town and are in fact frowned upon by the 'villagers') The people there are, however, very strange ranging from 60% goth, emo, 30% prep/josk, 10% other. The town is so depressing that 80% of americans have never heard of it and most likely never will. The fucking town isnt even on the map! The one time we actually ever get spotlighted is on the news and thats when some douche from durham comes up trying to cause trouble and they can get away with murder because the cops here are about as smart as a wet carrot. The schools here have some of the dumbest students in the history of the united states. Some students were giving a test to compete against a shovel, and scored 20 points less than said shovel. Nonetheless, for some reason this 'village' is growing. People from the city are actually moving down here which is strange because with it not being on the map it makes it impossible to locate. Fuck Roxboro
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum