Roxboro Mug
A small town completely isolated from civilization at the northern half of North Carolina. It's actually so small it's been considered a village before by tourists (however, tourists are a rare occurence in this town and are in fact frowned upon by the 'villagers') The people there are, however, very strange ranging from 60% goth, emo, 30% prep/josk, 10% other. The town is so depressing that 80% of americans have never heard of it and most likely never will. The fucking town isnt even on the map! The one time we actually ever get spotlighted is on the news and thats when some douche from durham comes up trying to cause trouble and they can get away with murder because the cops here are about as smart as a wet carrot. The schools here have some of the dumbest students in the history of the united states. Some students were giving a test to compete against a shovel, and scored 20 points less than said shovel. Nonetheless, for some reason this 'village' is growing. People from the city are actually moving down here which is strange because with it not being on the map it makes it impossible to locate. Fuck Roxboro
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!