rofiatoon Tee
An astronaut giraffe with nine lives who sucks at texting her friends back. A firm believer in laughter and imagination and she's a forever dreamer,helps you out and expects nothing in return because everything she does is out of love BUT hates when her kindness is mistaken for weakness(beast is sleeping, not dead y'all).She's an iron fist in a velvet glove..so precious but don't test her. Very balanced as a person which doesn't explain at all why she trips over nothing all the damn time(literally and metaphorically). She has this little habit of getting lost in her own thoughts while understanding how everyone's minds work , perfect characteristic for a brain surgeon if I do say so myself.In her natural habitat, Rofiatoon is found silently laughing and vibrating at memes(sounds sexual..is not) , reading lovely books or listening to R&B then quickly switching to hardcore rap because... Psycho.She has Darth Vader as a pet named after a house-elf...talk about an identity crisis.Rofiatoon Loves tough cookies and has one as a roommate who physically looks and dresses like Joey from "Friends". She gives credit when credit is due.She's pretty cool but her eyes sweat a lot Simply put , she's someone who speaks in constellations, but she's a black hole . a weapon..and weapons don't weep. Her soul is on fleek. And she's just visiting this planet cause her essense is so out of this world.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum