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rofiatoon Mug

An astronaut giraffe with nine lives who sucks at texting her friends back. A firm believer in laughter and imagination and she's a forever dreamer,helps you out and expects nothing in return because everything she does is out of love BUT hates when her kindness is mistaken for weakness(beast is sleeping, not dead y'all).She's an iron fist in a velvet glove..so precious but don't test her. Very balanced as a person which doesn't explain at all why she trips over nothing all the damn time(literally and metaphorically). She has this little habit of getting lost in her own thoughts while understanding how everyone's minds work , perfect characteristic for a brain surgeon if I do say so myself.In her natural habitat, Rofiatoon is found silently laughing and vibrating at memes(sounds sexual..is not) , reading lovely books or listening to R&B then quickly switching to hardcore rap because... Psycho.She has Darth Vader as a pet named after a house-elf...talk about an identity crisis.Rofiatoon Loves tough cookies and has one as a roommate who physically looks and dresses like Joey from "Friends". She gives credit when credit is due.She's pretty cool but her eyes sweat a lot Simply put , she's someone who speaks in constellations, but she's a black hole . a weapon..and weapons don't weep. Her soul is on fleek. And she's just visiting this planet cause her essense is so out of this world.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

it was great 💀

💀 �. Jun 28

Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S. Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23
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