ORPHAN TEARS Tee
We popped the top, we know what was in it Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!) Then the room filled with colors and shapes And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes Oh snap, and what made it worse Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass He passed some gas and it snapped in half Yo, Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar (Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on) (Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears) These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor (Hey dude, get up!) I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!" I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!) Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.