ORPHAN TEARS Hoodie
We popped the top, we know what was in it Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!) Then the room filled with colors and shapes And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes Oh snap, and what made it worse Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass He passed some gas and it snapped in half Yo, Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar (Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on) (Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears) These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor (Hey dude, get up!) I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!" I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!) Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased