mario nintendo Tee
a tired middle aged man walks through the sewers... a plump italian plumber...worn thin sick of everyday life...he is an everyday man... working his days away...no norm seems to ever break...nothing new to look forward to.. fixing pipes, tightening screws, fixing leaks....it gets old..really old... days become meaningless...living from paycheck to paycheck age is quickly coming...nothing ever changed the tired look of his face...it shows through very clearly... his arms get weak at the end of the day... he is like all men are......HE IS VULNERABLE....more and more fragile by the day but there is always meaning.....always a tiny bit of meaning in life..... a tiny bit that shines through everything he pops a giant mushroom.... ............. he who battles giant lizards the size of dinosaurs... jumps on top of bullets and travels lands never seen by any man... rides the backs of dinosaurs swallowing enemies.... stomps on owl's faces...epic battles he wins by himself or by the help of friends and family...luigi, princess peach,yoshi, toad... the one who destroyed donkey kong after climbing towers to rescue princess peach... he jumps mountains....travels worlds...travels galaxies...battles flying ships.. smashes turtles he has seen and done everything there is ever to be see and done... he throws fire from a flower...collects golden coins out of boxes... he fights and fights...with his two hands he has helped the world... fighting through the ghost houses through the swamps... through rainbows... through the stars and galaxies... through giant castles and caves...there is glory... he has destroyed the ultimate evil...King Kooper he has won gold medals through kart races... the world is in his hands...life has taken him to the extreme.... women adore him...children look up to him people prize him...HE IS MARIO, the greatest man who ever lived .............. days go by...it's 9:00 in the morning, another beginning of a cold, sick day of work the sewers get cold and lonely....there is no space to move... nobody looks up to a plumber...no one even really cares... work drags on....days come and go without sunshine... he pushes forward.....for what? pennies on the dollar nothing ever changes...he packs his lunch sleep, eat, work, repeat, sleep, eat, work day after day...he takes a deep breathe... looks at his watch, finally it's here... friday, it's 5:00 pm
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.