mario nintendo Hoodie
a tired middle aged man walks through the sewers... a plump italian plumber...worn thin sick of everyday life...he is an everyday man... working his days away...no norm seems to ever break...nothing new to look forward to.. fixing pipes, tightening screws, fixing leaks....it gets old..really old... days become meaningless...living from paycheck to paycheck age is quickly coming...nothing ever changed the tired look of his face...it shows through very clearly... his arms get weak at the end of the day... he is like all men are......HE IS VULNERABLE....more and more fragile by the day but there is always meaning.....always a tiny bit of meaning in life..... a tiny bit that shines through everything he pops a giant mushroom.... ............. he who battles giant lizards the size of dinosaurs... jumps on top of bullets and travels lands never seen by any man... rides the backs of dinosaurs swallowing enemies.... stomps on owl's faces...epic battles he wins by himself or by the help of friends and family...luigi, princess peach,yoshi, toad... the one who destroyed donkey kong after climbing towers to rescue princess peach... he jumps mountains....travels worlds...travels galaxies...battles flying ships.. smashes turtles he has seen and done everything there is ever to be see and done... he throws fire from a flower...collects golden coins out of boxes... he fights and fights...with his two hands he has helped the world... fighting through the ghost houses through the swamps... through rainbows... through the stars and galaxies... through giant castles and caves...there is glory... he has destroyed the ultimate evil...King Kooper he has won gold medals through kart races... the world is in his hands...life has taken him to the extreme.... women adore him...children look up to him people prize him...HE IS MARIO, the greatest man who ever lived .............. days go by...it's 9:00 in the morning, another beginning of a cold, sick day of work the sewers get cold and lonely....there is no space to move... nobody looks up to a plumber...no one even really cares... work drags on....days come and go without sunshine... he pushes forward.....for what? pennies on the dollar nothing ever changes...he packs his lunch sleep, eat, work, repeat, sleep, eat, work day after day...he takes a deep breathe... looks at his watch, finally it's here... friday, it's 5:00 pm
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.