Madeline Tee
Not only is Madeline a great friend, but she is extremely supportive. She tends to be quiet when you first meet her, but once she opens up to you, she is super funny. Madeline does not hold back; if you’re mean to her or any of her close friends, she will fuck you up. She is very good at hiding her feelings and emotion, except for when she’s drunk. After she drinks a lot, she becomes a completely different person. She gets wet easily, and is down to fuck. However, she has a pattern of only accepting big-dicked men, so don’t try and hit her up if your penis is shorter than 7 inches! In bed, she will completely blow your mind. She won’t hesitate to fuck the living shit out of you, and she isn’t afraid to get kinky. Madeline isn’t into vanilla sex, so stay away from that. If the sex is bad, she will quickly get up right when you’re about to finish and leave without warning, so be sure to please her! There are many ways you can successfully do this, such as: 1. Let her top you. I know being a bottom isn’t very masculine, but I promise you, many men enjoy this and it’s more common than you think. 2. Don’t be afraid to use toys in bed! Madeline absolutely ADORES toys, especially the rose vibrator. Buy her at least 23 of them, no less. 3. Do doggy-style!! Madeline absolutely LOVES this, although she is afraid to admit it. 4. Role play a little. I know, it sounds silly, but she will love it. Let her take control. She will dominate you so well.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.