Madeline
Not only is Madeline a great friend, but she is extremely supportive. She tends to be quiet when you first meet her, but once she opens up to you, she is super funny. Madeline does not hold back; if you’re mean to her or any of her close friends, she will fuck you up. She is very good at hiding her feelings and emotion, except for when she’s drunk. After she drinks a lot, she becomes a completely different person. She gets wet easily, and is down to fuck. However, she has a pattern of only accepting big-dicked men, so don’t try and hit her up if your penis is shorter than 7 inches! In bed, she will completely blow your mind. She won’t hesitate to fuck the living shit out of you, and she isn’t afraid to get kinky. Madeline isn’t into vanilla sex, so stay away from that. If the sex is bad, she will quickly get up right when you’re about to finish and leave without warning, so be sure to please her! There are many ways you can successfully do this, such as: 1. Let her top you. I know being a bottom isn’t very masculine, but I promise you, many men enjoy this and it’s more common than you think. 2. Don’t be afraid to use toys in bed! Madeline absolutely ADORES toys, especially the rose vibrator. Buy her at least 23 of them, no less. 3. Do doggy-style!! Madeline absolutely LOVES this, although she is afraid to admit it. 4. Role play a little. I know, it sounds silly, but she will love it. Let her take control. She will dominate you so well.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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