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*Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her. *It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day. *Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her. *WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling. *Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out. *She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them. *Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat. *When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets. *Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer. *When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!" *The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman. *Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle. *In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her. *Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet. *Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined. *Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out. *When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans. *When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER. *In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by. *Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie. *Lucy has caught Bin Laden. *Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |