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*Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her. *It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day. *Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her. *WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling. *Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out. *She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them. *Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat. *When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets. *Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer. *When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!" *The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman. *Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle. *In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her. *Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet. *Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined. *Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out. *When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans. *When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER. *In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by. *Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie. *Lucy has caught Bin Laden. *Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
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A - Length
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B - Width
Measure across the chest from side to side
C - Sleeve Length
Measure from center back collar, over shoulder, down to cuff
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |