kiam Tee
a dirty disfigured troll who committed every world crime since humans walked this earth. must die the most brutal death you can think of bear mutilation falling off a building and splattering on the floor being ran over and his head being completely crushed set on fire and burnt to a crisp being shot in the face with a shot gun and his entire face splattering all over the walls of his family home, he needs to be covered in dog anal juice, he needs to be ripped apart by vultures, he needs to be covered head to toe in dog shit and make him walk about his school, hang himself on live. i hope his entire family starts to decay in front of him slowly turning into just bones, his dirty mutant biological disaster of a boy needs to be put down and we will strap him up to a machine with hooks in his rib cages and if he doesn’t get the key out of the acid that will burn the skin off his hands the machine lifts up and rips his entire torso off and we would chloroform him take him to a warehouse tie him up to a chair and remove all of his fingernails while lighting his fingertips on fire then i’d put his feet in dry ice while pouring gasoline on him and lighting him on fire so that all that’s left of him are some crispy frozen feet which will centuries later be used to identity the 21st century homosexual creature. we will recreate the saw games on him and gas him out with the most toxic gasses ever found. he’s so evil because he doesn’t know how humans behave.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating