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a dirty disfigured troll who committed every world crime since humans walked this earth. must die the most brutal death you can think of bear mutilation falling off a building and splattering on the floor being ran over and his head being completely crushed set on fire and burnt to a crisp being shot in the face with a shot gun and his entire face splattering all over the walls of his family home, he needs to be covered in dog anal juice, he needs to be ripped apart by vultures, he needs to be covered head to toe in dog shit and make him walk about his school, hang himself on live. i hope his entire family starts to decay in front of him slowly turning into just bones, his dirty mutant biological disaster of a boy needs to be put down and we will strap him up to a machine with hooks in his rib cages and if he doesn’t get the key out of the acid that will burn the skin off his hands the machine lifts up and rips his entire torso off and we would chloroform him take him to a warehouse tie him up to a chair and remove all of his fingernails while lighting his fingertips on fire then i’d put his feet in dry ice while pouring gasoline on him and lighting him on fire so that all that’s left of him are some crispy frozen feet which will centuries later be used to identity the 21st century homosexual creature. we will recreate the saw games on him and gas him out with the most toxic gasses ever found. he’s so evil because he doesn’t know how humans behave.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!