Kelly Tee
The most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on. Highly intelligent and equally as witty. Her laugh is uncontrollably contagious and can be heard from the next town. Green eyes that I wish I could dive deep into just to see how everything looks through the most beautiful set around. She's been blessed with a body most women would kill for- literally. Even after giving birth, her body is as addictive as sex to a nymphomaniac. Besides her sexy ass Pilates body.... I'm just as addicted to this woman's heart, mind and soul. She is a phenomenal mother, friend, sister, daughter, employee, student, singer, girlfriend, fiancé and soon to be wife. She brought the most beautiful baby boy into this world. He constantly impresses me and makes me fall more in love with both of them. She gave me her heart and the family that blows my dream family out of the water. Kelly is everything and more. If you had her and lost her, I'm sorry. I have her now and will not lose her. She is my soul mate, best friend and best lover- Forever & Now. She's gonna be my wife and I can't wait. Thank you for loving me Kelly. There is nothing better than MY Kellys love. Find your own Kelly and never let her go.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating