Kelly Mug
The most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on. Highly intelligent and equally as witty. Her laugh is uncontrollably contagious and can be heard from the next town. Green eyes that I wish I could dive deep into just to see how everything looks through the most beautiful set around. She's been blessed with a body most women would kill for- literally. Even after giving birth, her body is as addictive as sex to a nymphomaniac. Besides her sexy ass Pilates body.... I'm just as addicted to this woman's heart, mind and soul. She is a phenomenal mother, friend, sister, daughter, employee, student, singer, girlfriend, fiancé and soon to be wife. She brought the most beautiful baby boy into this world. He constantly impresses me and makes me fall more in love with both of them. She gave me her heart and the family that blows my dream family out of the water. Kelly is everything and more. If you had her and lost her, I'm sorry. I have her now and will not lose her. She is my soul mate, best friend and best lover- Forever & Now. She's gonna be my wife and I can't wait. Thank you for loving me Kelly. There is nothing better than MY Kellys love. Find your own Kelly and never let her go.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend