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Joyous Tee

The Joyous are creatures of light. They live in their own world. That is too near to us than our own veins. There are lots of "myths" about The Joyous, but I'm gonna post just some of them now: -Everybody has their own Jouyous, since the second they was "created" in their mothers' wombs. -Nobody can see their Jouyous; but they can feel their presence. It's the utmost and engulfing feeling of happiness and joy in special occasions. That refers for the Joyous blessing their soul. -The Joyous feel, think and almost everything like us, they have somewhat human-nature; but they represent the inner beauty of everyone (everybody has an inner beauty), but adds up a beauty of their own beings, that sums up a 1000 times more beautiful than a normal human being. -Love does not exist. It's merely the feeling you get towards someone when your Joyous enters the body of another person you felt attracted to (Chemicals) more than any other. (According to the last theory; that's why your loved one always seem the most beautiful in your eyes). Usually, when a Joyous enters another human body, people call them your soulmates; becasue, basically, The Joyous are enlightened souls that are superiors to Human beings; but did not reach the level of Angels. The butterflies and tingles you feel with your "loved" one are also side effects of the Joyous reflection upon you. And because they are with you every.single.second of your lifetime; those fluffy feelings gradually disappear when you get used to living with them. -A Joyous enters your lover's body in a second that is the happiest, most blessful second of one's life. -They are very peaceful creatures, they only stop the ones who want to hurt you without hurting them, unless necessary; and in ways of reason- like getting them hurt by forcing other human beings to do something for them. And that force is not a superpower; it's just the way how all Joyous are connected to eachother and how a Joyous can affect their mates in ways. I'll continue others later. Now, close your eyes and say hi to your Joyous; they'd be glad to hear of you talking to them- even knowing they exist :) Do not try funny things to get to see them; cause you won't.But they can visit your dreams sometimes- those kind of dreams that you feel a great sensation of Joy then you can't remember why.And they sometimes wake you up in a nightmare, when you suddenly wake up at night.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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