Joyous Tee
The Joyous are creatures of light. They live in their own world. That is too near to us than our own veins. There are lots of "myths" about The Joyous, but I'm gonna post just some of them now: -Everybody has their own Jouyous, since the second they was "created" in their mothers' wombs. -Nobody can see their Jouyous; but they can feel their presence. It's the utmost and engulfing feeling of happiness and joy in special occasions. That refers for the Joyous blessing their soul. -The Joyous feel, think and almost everything like us, they have somewhat human-nature; but they represent the inner beauty of everyone (everybody has an inner beauty), but adds up a beauty of their own beings, that sums up a 1000 times more beautiful than a normal human being. -Love does not exist. It's merely the feeling you get towards someone when your Joyous enters the body of another person you felt attracted to (Chemicals) more than any other. (According to the last theory; that's why your loved one always seem the most beautiful in your eyes). Usually, when a Joyous enters another human body, people call them your soulmates; becasue, basically, The Joyous are enlightened souls that are superiors to Human beings; but did not reach the level of Angels. The butterflies and tingles you feel with your "loved" one are also side effects of the Joyous reflection upon you. And because they are with you every.single.second of your lifetime; those fluffy feelings gradually disappear when you get used to living with them. -A Joyous enters your lover's body in a second that is the happiest, most blessful second of one's life. -They are very peaceful creatures, they only stop the ones who want to hurt you without hurting them, unless necessary; and in ways of reason- like getting them hurt by forcing other human beings to do something for them. And that force is not a superpower; it's just the way how all Joyous are connected to eachother and how a Joyous can affect their mates in ways. I'll continue others later. Now, close your eyes and say hi to your Joyous; they'd be glad to hear of you talking to them- even knowing they exist :) Do not try funny things to get to see them; cause you won't.But they can visit your dreams sometimes- those kind of dreams that you feel a great sensation of Joy then you can't remember why.And they sometimes wake you up in a nightmare, when you suddenly wake up at night.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.