Joyous Mug
The Joyous are creatures of light. They live in their own world. That is too near to us than our own veins. There are lots of "myths" about The Joyous, but I'm gonna post just some of them now: -Everybody has their own Jouyous, since the second they was "created" in their mothers' wombs. -Nobody can see their Jouyous; but they can feel their presence. It's the utmost and engulfing feeling of happiness and joy in special occasions. That refers for the Joyous blessing their soul. -The Joyous feel, think and almost everything like us, they have somewhat human-nature; but they represent the inner beauty of everyone (everybody has an inner beauty), but adds up a beauty of their own beings, that sums up a 1000 times more beautiful than a normal human being. -Love does not exist. It's merely the feeling you get towards someone when your Joyous enters the body of another person you felt attracted to (Chemicals) more than any other. (According to the last theory; that's why your loved one always seem the most beautiful in your eyes). Usually, when a Joyous enters another human body, people call them your soulmates; becasue, basically, The Joyous are enlightened souls that are superiors to Human beings; but did not reach the level of Angels. The butterflies and tingles you feel with your "loved" one are also side effects of the Joyous reflection upon you. And because they are with you every.single.second of your lifetime; those fluffy feelings gradually disappear when you get used to living with them. -A Joyous enters your lover's body in a second that is the happiest, most blessful second of one's life. -They are very peaceful creatures, they only stop the ones who want to hurt you without hurting them, unless necessary; and in ways of reason- like getting them hurt by forcing other human beings to do something for them. And that force is not a superpower; it's just the way how all Joyous are connected to eachother and how a Joyous can affect their mates in ways. I'll continue others later. Now, close your eyes and say hi to your Joyous; they'd be glad to hear of you talking to them- even knowing they exist :) Do not try funny things to get to see them; cause you won't.But they can visit your dreams sometimes- those kind of dreams that you feel a great sensation of Joy then you can't remember why.And they sometimes wake you up in a nightmare, when you suddenly wake up at night.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.