good girl
In public, a good girl: - behaves like the sweet innocent girl her father wants her to be - is smart but polite, like her mother wants her to be - is decently sexy, like her bf/hubby wants her to be - is waring tiny strings or goes commando (whatever idea drives him more crazy while in public) - if situation allows, occasionally gives him blowjobs under restaurant tables, on the back row at cinema, in the middle of a forest, etc. In private, a good girl: - looses the skirt/trousers, and walks around the house commando or in tiny g-strings (shirt allowed if a bit chilly) - wears French maid outfit when cleaning around the house - serves bf/hubby with nice food but also reveales her breasts, so he can have an alternative if not hungry and in need of appetizer - once a week rents a porn for him to watch it together - twice a week gives him a blowjob while he watches other TV or plays computer games - one blowjob out of two she swallows; the other she takes it in the face, boobs or again mouth, but then plays with it - wakes up bf/hubby every morning with blowjob, ball licking, rimming, nipple/toe sucking or lubed handjob, so he has a good day at work - douches and wears butt-plugs every couple of days, because no hole should be offered less frequent then the other - especially the tightest and most pleasurable - on birthdays and special occasions surprises him with the hottest of the hottest ATM practice - gradually improves her deeptroat skills and whatever other skills she knows he might appreciate - does not mind a slap on the bum at any time, and in the heat of the moment other gentle/rough slappings can be a big turn on for her - in general has a clean body and a dirty mind - and offers him whatever he feels like. Because feelings are important for her and she wouldn't want to hurt his. At ALL times: - a good girl is completely SHAVED. It's what brings her beauty to perfection. If any of the men out there says they are ok with body hair on a girl, they either lie or should be educated.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
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Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |