good girl
In public, a good girl: - behaves like the sweet innocent girl her father wants her to be - is smart but polite, like her mother wants her to be - is decently sexy, like her bf/hubby wants her to be - is waring tiny strings or goes commando (whatever idea drives him more crazy while in public) - if situation allows, occasionally gives him blowjobs under restaurant tables, on the back row at cinema, in the middle of a forest, etc. In private, a good girl: - looses the skirt/trousers, and walks around the house commando or in tiny g-strings (shirt allowed if a bit chilly) - wears French maid outfit when cleaning around the house - serves bf/hubby with nice food but also reveales her breasts, so he can have an alternative if not hungry and in need of appetizer - once a week rents a porn for him to watch it together - twice a week gives him a blowjob while he watches other TV or plays computer games - one blowjob out of two she swallows; the other she takes it in the face, boobs or again mouth, but then plays with it - wakes up bf/hubby every morning with blowjob, ball licking, rimming, nipple/toe sucking or lubed handjob, so he has a good day at work - douches and wears butt-plugs every couple of days, because no hole should be offered less frequent then the other - especially the tightest and most pleasurable - on birthdays and special occasions surprises him with the hottest of the hottest ATM practice - gradually improves her deeptroat skills and whatever other skills she knows he might appreciate - does not mind a slap on the bum at any time, and in the heat of the moment other gentle/rough slappings can be a big turn on for her - in general has a clean body and a dirty mind - and offers him whatever he feels like. Because feelings are important for her and she wouldn't want to hurt his. At ALL times: - a good girl is completely SHAVED. It's what brings her beauty to perfection. If any of the men out there says they are ok with body hair on a girl, they either lie or should be educated.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
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