good girl mug
In public, a good girl: - behaves like the sweet innocent girl her father wants her to be - is smart but polite, like her mother wants her to be - is decently sexy, like her bf/hubby wants her to be - is waring tiny strings or goes commando (whatever idea drives him more crazy while in public) - if situation allows, occasionally gives him blowjobs under restaurant tables, on the back row at cinema, in the middle of a forest, etc. In private, a good girl: - looses the skirt/trousers, and walks around the house commando or in tiny g-strings (shirt allowed if a bit chilly) - wears French maid outfit when cleaning around the house - serves bf/hubby with nice food but also reveales her breasts, so he can have an alternative if not hungry and in need of appetizer - once a week rents a porn for him to watch it together - twice a week gives him a blowjob while he watches other TV or plays computer games - one blowjob out of two she swallows; the other she takes it in the face, boobs or again mouth, but then plays with it - wakes up bf/hubby every morning with blowjob, ball licking, rimming, nipple/toe sucking or lubed handjob, so he has a good day at work - douches and wears butt-plugs every couple of days, because no hole should be offered less frequent then the other - especially the tightest and most pleasurable - on birthdays and special occasions surprises him with the hottest of the hottest ATM practice - gradually improves her deeptroat skills and whatever other skills she knows he might appreciate - does not mind a slap on the bum at any time, and in the heat of the moment other gentle/rough slappings can be a big turn on for her - in general has a clean body and a dirty mind - and offers him whatever he feels like. Because feelings are important for her and she wouldn't want to hurt his. At ALL times: - a good girl is completely SHAVED. It's what brings her beauty to perfection. If any of the men out there says they are ok with body hair on a girl, they either lie or should be educated.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.