Elijah Tee
Elijah is the type of guy you would want to be your friend, he is hot yet he doesn't think so if only he would work out he would see. Lots of girls like him but but he's always got this one girl on his mind and is forever loyal to her. He's rather quiet but once you get to know him he can be rather talkative sometimes in an annoying kind of way. This man likes to draw. he absolutely adores going on bike rides and secretly complaines that bike rides feel lonely and he wants someone to ride with him but he never asks anyone. If you're ever feeling down go find Elijah he will find some way to help you crack a smile and feel more like it's worth it to live. He is Christian and he stands up for what he believes in, no matter how much you might push your beliefs on him. He has the best taste in music though no nobody knows cuz he rarely shares. He loves video games but he also loves the outdoors so if you're hanging out with him and you want to play video games all day he probably won't take too lightly to that, ask him if he wants to go outside at some point. If you want to make him happy pocket knives and food are two things he will never forget. He tends to try and being an encouraging fellow but sometimes he might not pounce on a depressed person cuz of his shyness. But if you walk up to him he will not run away. If you know of an Elijah like this hold on tight to him, cuz he will be your best friend.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating