Elijah Mug
Elijah is the type of guy you would want to be your friend, he is hot yet he doesn't think so if only he would work out he would see. Lots of girls like him but but he's always got this one girl on his mind and is forever loyal to her. He's rather quiet but once you get to know him he can be rather talkative sometimes in an annoying kind of way. This man likes to draw. he absolutely adores going on bike rides and secretly complaines that bike rides feel lonely and he wants someone to ride with him but he never asks anyone. If you're ever feeling down go find Elijah he will find some way to help you crack a smile and feel more like it's worth it to live. He is Christian and he stands up for what he believes in, no matter how much you might push your beliefs on him. He has the best taste in music though no nobody knows cuz he rarely shares. He loves video games but he also loves the outdoors so if you're hanging out with him and you want to play video games all day he probably won't take too lightly to that, ask him if he wants to go outside at some point. If you want to make him happy pocket knives and food are two things he will never forget. He tends to try and being an encouraging fellow but sometimes he might not pounce on a depressed person cuz of his shyness. But if you walk up to him he will not run away. If you know of an Elijah like this hold on tight to him, cuz he will be your best friend.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!