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Demetriad Tee

Demetriad:sm At: MOXA, 363/29 / V: (reg)Deme/Pl:~azi/E-Caninus 1:Mamifer evoluat de tip umanoid , atras de oameni de sex opus in asa fel in [cat se tine dupa ei ca , cainele dupa mancare , potrivit a se asocia cu un "Omega-Simp" ~ "Ultra-Simp" ~ "God-Simp". Este un MOB de level 52 , intalnit des in "Outside Realm" sau in "Eliza's House Event". Ataca pe oricine considera amenintator ~in special caracterele masculine~. Base Damage-ul este 5.23k/hit , Crit:20%,2x , HP-69k , MP-5k, REG-40/s-combat , 200/s-noncombat. Demetriad are 2 spell-uri si o ultimata : 1:Vocea Demonului ~afecteaza doar caracterele masculine~ "Folosindu-si ragetul puternic ataca cu unde sonore , reproducand de mai multe ori cuvantul SIMP" 2:Berserker ~abilitate activate special cand cineva pronunta cuvantul "Eliza" in apropierea sa~ "Auzind cuvantul magic Eliza , Demetriad intra intr-un stadiu de nebunie , marindu-si stats-urile cu 15% si attack rate-ul cu 50%" 3:Ultimata-Simp-God ~activata cand Demetriad ajunge sub 10k viata~ "Demetriad evolueaza intr-un MOB de level 69 pentru o perioada de timp , sangele lui transformandu-se in hormoni , culoarea s-a inclinandu-se spre un alb si parul crescand-ui , precum si penisul. In acest stadiu Demetriad e capabil sa isi activeze ca ranged attack "SS Anihilator" aruncand violent cu screen-shooturi ce provoaca 10k daune/hit .

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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

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