Demetriad Tee
Demetriad:sm At: MOXA, 363/29 / V: (reg)Deme/Pl:~azi/E-Caninus 1:Mamifer evoluat de tip umanoid , atras de oameni de sex opus in asa fel in [cat se tine dupa ei ca , cainele dupa mancare , potrivit a se asocia cu un "Omega-Simp" ~ "Ultra-Simp" ~ "God-Simp". Este un MOB de level 52 , intalnit des in "Outside Realm" sau in "Eliza's House Event". Ataca pe oricine considera amenintator ~in special caracterele masculine~. Base Damage-ul este 5.23k/hit , Crit:20%,2x , HP-69k , MP-5k, REG-40/s-combat , 200/s-noncombat. Demetriad are 2 spell-uri si o ultimata : 1:Vocea Demonului ~afecteaza doar caracterele masculine~ "Folosindu-si ragetul puternic ataca cu unde sonore , reproducand de mai multe ori cuvantul SIMP" 2:Berserker ~abilitate activate special cand cineva pronunta cuvantul "Eliza" in apropierea sa~ "Auzind cuvantul magic Eliza , Demetriad intra intr-un stadiu de nebunie , marindu-si stats-urile cu 15% si attack rate-ul cu 50%" 3:Ultimata-Simp-God ~activata cand Demetriad ajunge sub 10k viata~ "Demetriad evolueaza intr-un MOB de level 69 pentru o perioada de timp , sangele lui transformandu-se in hormoni , culoarea s-a inclinandu-se spre un alb si parul crescand-ui , precum si penisul. In acest stadiu Demetriad e capabil sa isi activeze ca ranged attack "SS Anihilator" aruncand violent cu screen-shooturi ce provoaca 10k daune/hit .
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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