Demetriad Mug
Demetriad:sm At: MOXA, 363/29 / V: (reg)Deme/Pl:~azi/E-Caninus 1:Mamifer evoluat de tip umanoid , atras de oameni de sex opus in asa fel in [cat se tine dupa ei ca , cainele dupa mancare , potrivit a se asocia cu un "Omega-Simp" ~ "Ultra-Simp" ~ "God-Simp". Este un MOB de level 52 , intalnit des in "Outside Realm" sau in "Eliza's House Event". Ataca pe oricine considera amenintator ~in special caracterele masculine~. Base Damage-ul este 5.23k/hit , Crit:20%,2x , HP-69k , MP-5k, REG-40/s-combat , 200/s-noncombat. Demetriad are 2 spell-uri si o ultimata : 1:Vocea Demonului ~afecteaza doar caracterele masculine~ "Folosindu-si ragetul puternic ataca cu unde sonore , reproducand de mai multe ori cuvantul SIMP" 2:Berserker ~abilitate activate special cand cineva pronunta cuvantul "Eliza" in apropierea sa~ "Auzind cuvantul magic Eliza , Demetriad intra intr-un stadiu de nebunie , marindu-si stats-urile cu 15% si attack rate-ul cu 50%" 3:Ultimata-Simp-God ~activata cand Demetriad ajunge sub 10k viata~ "Demetriad evolueaza intr-un MOB de level 69 pentru o perioada de timp , sangele lui transformandu-se in hormoni , culoarea s-a inclinandu-se spre un alb si parul crescand-ui , precum si penisul. In acest stadiu Demetriad e capabil sa isi activeze ca ranged attack "SS Anihilator" aruncand violent cu screen-shooturi ce provoaca 10k daune/hit .
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!