Dating Tee
One night while we were hanging out at his house, his parents went out to the casino for a date or whatever, I don’t even know. We went into the living room and built a fort and watched a movie, sure it sounds super dumb but it was fun. We had snacks like little chocolate things. After that though I was low key tired but I was having fun, we went to his room and he laid on his bed so I laid with him. My head was laying on his chest so I could hear his heartbeat, my hand was in his hair and the other was on his chest, I was on the right side of him but he was on his back and I was on my stomach so it’s kinda hard to explain, my right leg was resting on his and the other was on the bed. We just laid there and talked for a while until my eyes got so heavy I could barely keep them open. He positioned me to where I was able to sleep fine. He kissed my forehead and said “I love you baby” I got myself to say “I love you too”. He just laid there and rubbed my back with one hand and hand the other playing with my hair. I accidentally smiled without realizing it and all he said was “Awe, are you sleepy?” which obviously made me smile even more and I was too tired to talk so all I did was wiggle my body closer to his and tried to hug him with all the energy I had. He told me “Goodnight babe” and all I could get out was a small mumble but he knew what I was trying to say. He said “get some rest love, I’ll be here in the morning."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating