Dating Mug
One night while we were hanging out at his house, his parents went out to the casino for a date or whatever, I don’t even know. We went into the living room and built a fort and watched a movie, sure it sounds super dumb but it was fun. We had snacks like little chocolate things. After that though I was low key tired but I was having fun, we went to his room and he laid on his bed so I laid with him. My head was laying on his chest so I could hear his heartbeat, my hand was in his hair and the other was on his chest, I was on the right side of him but he was on his back and I was on my stomach so it’s kinda hard to explain, my right leg was resting on his and the other was on the bed. We just laid there and talked for a while until my eyes got so heavy I could barely keep them open. He positioned me to where I was able to sleep fine. He kissed my forehead and said “I love you baby” I got myself to say “I love you too”. He just laid there and rubbed my back with one hand and hand the other playing with my hair. I accidentally smiled without realizing it and all he said was “Awe, are you sleepy?” which obviously made me smile even more and I was too tired to talk so all I did was wiggle my body closer to his and tried to hug him with all the energy I had. He told me “Goodnight babe” and all I could get out was a small mumble but he knew what I was trying to say. He said “get some rest love, I’ll be here in the morning."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!