Cyrus Tee
Cyrus is a gorgeous man with the most beautiful blue eyes. He has the biggest dick in the world and he knows how to use it. Cyrus’s are also the most kind and caring people out there. If you have a Cyrus don’t let him go, marry that guy and claim him, NOW!! Cyrus is the type of person to never leave your side no matter what. Cyrus also has the most perfect voice ever that will just calm you. Cyrus has such a big dick, there are even claims that his dick caused the Big Bang. Everything about this guy is perfect; his smile, eyes, hair, eyebrows, lips, his laugh, absolutely everything, he has no flaws. Cyrus likes to be called, “Big Dick Daddy”,(it’s his favorite). Cyrus is someone you would never want to let go of, so don’t. Cyrus is someone that will win your heart and never stop fighting for what he wants. He will also be the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. Cyrus is in love with a girl named Kamdyn, they’re soulmates. He has a big heart and is very compassionate. If you’ve found yourself a Cyrus, GO CUFF THAT MAN NOW!! Cyrus is amazing with children and will be a great Dad. Cyrus is gorgeous inside and out, and never fails to make someone’s day. Cyrus is the type of person that empowers others by simply being themselves. You’ll find yourself grateful for ever moment you spend with him. He is the funniest person I know. Cyrus is the most loyal Guy out there. He so cute and is very tall and is the best kisser and gives the worlds best hugs, I love him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating