Cyrus Mug
Cyrus is a gorgeous man with the most beautiful blue eyes. He has the biggest dick in the world and he knows how to use it. Cyrus’s are also the most kind and caring people out there. If you have a Cyrus don’t let him go, marry that guy and claim him, NOW!! Cyrus is the type of person to never leave your side no matter what. Cyrus also has the most perfect voice ever that will just calm you. Cyrus has such a big dick, there are even claims that his dick caused the Big Bang. Everything about this guy is perfect; his smile, eyes, hair, eyebrows, lips, his laugh, absolutely everything, he has no flaws. Cyrus likes to be called, “Big Dick Daddy”,(it’s his favorite). Cyrus is someone you would never want to let go of, so don’t. Cyrus is someone that will win your heart and never stop fighting for what he wants. He will also be the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. Cyrus is in love with a girl named Kamdyn, they’re soulmates. He has a big heart and is very compassionate. If you’ve found yourself a Cyrus, GO CUFF THAT MAN NOW!! Cyrus is amazing with children and will be a great Dad. Cyrus is gorgeous inside and out, and never fails to make someone’s day. Cyrus is the type of person that empowers others by simply being themselves. You’ll find yourself grateful for ever moment you spend with him. He is the funniest person I know. Cyrus is the most loyal Guy out there. He so cute and is very tall and is the best kisser and gives the worlds best hugs, I love him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!