crogeek Tee
A mythical creature that exists only next to a PC that has been fully integrated with the fridge. Crogeek uses its enormous quantity of bodily fat to fuse with technology, thus having enabled new tech feature which allows it to initiate feeding via key bind. If crogeek has been oversaturated with food, it will use its energy to initiate a long monologue to which no one ever listens to of their free will. As this energy is expelled, the mystical grease is generated on his surface. It can only be speculated that it is this very grease which allows the Crogeek to interact with electronics in any wave frequency of electromagnetic spectrum. The mystical grease has an intense smell that can damage energy system of a person who spends even as little as 20 seconds in the close vicinity of the crogeek. Effects of this damage include, vertigo, nausea, hallucinations, autoimmune disorders, epilepsy and many more. It is advised to never directly interact with the crogeek. The crogeek will go to great lengths to avoid shower even when subjected to difficult circumstances. This is because the grease increases the rate of internet connection. Even a drop of few milliseconds is viscerally painful to the crogeek. When questioned about still not finding a suitable mating partner, the crogeek considered the option of showering, but he said that he only seeks a worthy partner, and such partner would have to not only tolerate but even enjoy a couple of months old stack of mystical grease.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating