crogeek Hoodie
A mythical creature that exists only next to a PC that has been fully integrated with the fridge. Crogeek uses its enormous quantity of bodily fat to fuse with technology, thus having enabled new tech feature which allows it to initiate feeding via key bind. If crogeek has been oversaturated with food, it will use its energy to initiate a long monologue to which no one ever listens to of their free will. As this energy is expelled, the mystical grease is generated on his surface. It can only be speculated that it is this very grease which allows the Crogeek to interact with electronics in any wave frequency of electromagnetic spectrum. The mystical grease has an intense smell that can damage energy system of a person who spends even as little as 20 seconds in the close vicinity of the crogeek. Effects of this damage include, vertigo, nausea, hallucinations, autoimmune disorders, epilepsy and many more. It is advised to never directly interact with the crogeek. The crogeek will go to great lengths to avoid shower even when subjected to difficult circumstances. This is because the grease increases the rate of internet connection. Even a drop of few milliseconds is viscerally painful to the crogeek. When questioned about still not finding a suitable mating partner, the crogeek considered the option of showering, but he said that he only seeks a worthy partner, and such partner would have to not only tolerate but even enjoy a couple of months old stack of mystical grease.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.