Cohl Tee
⚠️ Warning Label: COHL ⚠️ Proceed with caution. Side effects may include: • Falling too fast • Biting your lip when he talks • Cancelling other plans for a man who doesn’t even ask twice • Saying “this isn’t even like me” while doing things exactly like you for him Cohl is known to: • Make you feel safe, then make you scream • Give you genuine affection, then leave you thinking about it for days • Ruin your sleep, your playlist, and possibly your next relationship Not recommended for: • Overthinkers • Women who say “I don’t catch feelings” • Anyone trying to move on peacefully Warning: He’s respectful, but freaky. Sweet, but strategic. And once you taste his energy — it’s wraps Rare combo: real heart, real hands, real heat. He’s the type that listens when you talk, remembers the little things, and still knows how to flip you over and make you forget your name. Genuine with his words, grown with his actions, and confident without ever doing too much. Big dick energy — not just in size, but in how he carries himself. He makes women feel safe, seen, and slutty… all in the same night. He’s never thirsty, just chosen. Example: "He ain’t like the rest. Cohl got me soft for him and sore from him."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating