Cohl Mug
⚠️ Warning Label: COHL ⚠️ Proceed with caution. Side effects may include: • Falling too fast • Biting your lip when he talks • Cancelling other plans for a man who doesn’t even ask twice • Saying “this isn’t even like me” while doing things exactly like you for him Cohl is known to: • Make you feel safe, then make you scream • Give you genuine affection, then leave you thinking about it for days • Ruin your sleep, your playlist, and possibly your next relationship Not recommended for: • Overthinkers • Women who say “I don’t catch feelings” • Anyone trying to move on peacefully Warning: He’s respectful, but freaky. Sweet, but strategic. And once you taste his energy — it’s wraps Rare combo: real heart, real hands, real heat. He’s the type that listens when you talk, remembers the little things, and still knows how to flip you over and make you forget your name. Genuine with his words, grown with his actions, and confident without ever doing too much. Big dick energy — not just in size, but in how he carries himself. He makes women feel safe, seen, and slutty… all in the same night. He’s never thirsty, just chosen. Example: "He ain’t like the rest. Cohl got me soft for him and sore from him."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend