Chiori Tee
A girl who, although tiny in stature, is bound with an abundance of charisma. She speaks in animated inflections of vocal tonality. Friendly, caring, and generous, she attracts many new people. However, whom she considers her friends is much more important than knowing eight hundred and twenty three acquaintances. Hugs hold more value than handshakes with her. Open and more optimistic than cynical, she thinks in Technicolor, not black and white, making for lengthy, intimate conversation when she's with other likeminded people who also usher in new ideas. Born with an active imagination, children storybooks are never far from her reach. She keeps her day-to-day refreshing by looking through childlike eyes. But don't be hoodwinked by her innocent doe-eyed head tilts, because she is a natural born car saleslady who can easily persuade you with her aforementioned charisma and quick tongue, shooting you with her bullet points about why it's her way—and not the highway—that is more efficient. And usually, she is right. She can be down-to-ground mellow one minute and passionately stubborn the next, speaking her mind as free as Peter Pan drifting amongst the morning stars. So don't cross her. However, be sure not to confuse this aggressiveness as spiteful; she just knows what she likes and dislikes. Overall, you need more people like her in your life. Make an effort to know her, and she'll always offer a sonic boom of a helping hand.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.