Chiori
A girl who, although tiny in stature, is bound with an abundance of charisma. She speaks in animated inflections of vocal tonality. Friendly, caring, and generous, she attracts many new people. However, whom she considers her friends is much more important than knowing eight hundred and twenty three acquaintances. Hugs hold more value than handshakes with her. Open and more optimistic than cynical, she thinks in Technicolor, not black and white, making for lengthy, intimate conversation when she's with other likeminded people who also usher in new ideas. Born with an active imagination, children storybooks are never far from her reach. She keeps her day-to-day refreshing by looking through childlike eyes. But don't be hoodwinked by her innocent doe-eyed head tilts, because she is a natural born car saleslady who can easily persuade you with her aforementioned charisma and quick tongue, shooting you with her bullet points about why it's her way—and not the highway—that is more efficient. And usually, she is right. She can be down-to-ground mellow one minute and passionately stubborn the next, speaking her mind as free as Peter Pan drifting amongst the morning stars. So don't cross her. However, be sure not to confuse this aggressiveness as spiteful; she just knows what she likes and dislikes. Overall, you need more people like her in your life. Make an effort to know her, and she'll always offer a sonic boom of a helping hand.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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