Canoe Hotbox Tee
Step into a lake (without leaches, preferably). Make sure you have your canoe handy. It's best to do this near the shore so that you can be standing on the sand underwater. That beats the idea of swimming and struggling to keep your head out of the water. Tip the canoe upside down so that it is floating on the surface. You want to enter that air pocket underneath the canoe. Before you start, I'd like to add that having a friend or two to do this with will make all the difference. Make sure you have the following: 1 bowl or pot, 1 candle, 1 lighter or zippo, dry cloth(s). If you're smoking a doob, make sure it's already roled. Put it in the pot/bowl. Put the pot/bowl either on the underside of the canoe's seats or floating in the water under the canoe. Have you and your friends swim into their appropriate positions underwater. Preferably the corners. If you have three people they should be positioned close to the middle seat of the canoe. There you have it. Now, light that candle! Use it for light and oxygene indicator. Best part about this is when you smoke to the point where there's no oxygen, you can't even see your friends or yourself! There's THAT much smoke! When the oxygen starts to run out you can see the flame of the candle slowly flicker away to eventually nothing. You have to be careful smoking under that canoe. Keep your hands above the water and dry. That's the point of the cloth! You WILL get your hands wet at some point. Once the flame to the candle runs out, I'd say it would be safe to swim outside. It's up to you to decide how you'd like to lift the canoe up to see your godly smoke pocket blow away before your eyes. ENJOY!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.