Canoe Hotbox Hoodie
Step into a lake (without leaches, preferably). Make sure you have your canoe handy. It's best to do this near the shore so that you can be standing on the sand underwater. That beats the idea of swimming and struggling to keep your head out of the water. Tip the canoe upside down so that it is floating on the surface. You want to enter that air pocket underneath the canoe. Before you start, I'd like to add that having a friend or two to do this with will make all the difference. Make sure you have the following: 1 bowl or pot, 1 candle, 1 lighter or zippo, dry cloth(s). If you're smoking a doob, make sure it's already roled. Put it in the pot/bowl. Put the pot/bowl either on the underside of the canoe's seats or floating in the water under the canoe. Have you and your friends swim into their appropriate positions underwater. Preferably the corners. If you have three people they should be positioned close to the middle seat of the canoe. There you have it. Now, light that candle! Use it for light and oxygene indicator. Best part about this is when you smoke to the point where there's no oxygen, you can't even see your friends or yourself! There's THAT much smoke! When the oxygen starts to run out you can see the flame of the candle slowly flicker away to eventually nothing. You have to be careful smoking under that canoe. Keep your hands above the water and dry. That's the point of the cloth! You WILL get your hands wet at some point. Once the flame to the candle runs out, I'd say it would be safe to swim outside. It's up to you to decide how you'd like to lift the canoe up to see your godly smoke pocket blow away before your eyes. ENJOY!
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased